Simon Van Der Weide

Saybrook '24

Hometown: Vienna, VA
Major: Texting without punctuation :-:
Voice Part: Bass
Contact: simon.vanderweide(at yale.edu)

Have you ever seen Night at the Museum? Do you remember the Easter Island stone statue character? While Simon’s objective, reserved, and concise oral communications and texting habits (and his very low range) might on first pass call to mind this staple caricature of contemporary American cinema, you’ll know better once you spend more than a few minutes with him. With Simon, we mean, not the statue. Though, this comparison is not too far-flung seeing that he can only “remember 5% of what happens to” him.

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