Lillie Hickey
Branford '29
Business Manager
Major: World Domination [TBA]
Voice Part: Alto
Contact: lillie.hickey(at yale.edu)
First, OOTB; next stop, the world. The Lil’ Hick empire has expanded all the way to New England to claim her rightful title of Mayor of Alto City, and there’s nothing that could stop Mississippi's first future US President in her path… apart from maybe course selection. You don’t want to cross her—one minute, she’s a caring older sister and a fearless Biz, but rumor has it that she’ll lie to a child’s face just so that they’ll believe she’s a witch. To honor her native dialect, her first presidential decree will focus on educational reforms, mandating that schools teach children to end every sentence in “even”, even. She promises to bring both inclusivity and event planning to the forefront of the presidency by making every national holiday a federal holiday, even. This means every holiday, since her personal favorites are National Cheese Day, National Sloppy Joe Day and National Naked Gardening Day, even. Sounds messy, even.
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