Hadley Murphey
Ezra Stiles '29
Major: The Internet
Voice Part: Alto
Contact: hadley.murphey(at yale.edu)
Naples, Florida’s biggest breakout star (move over, Judge Judy), Hadley is very much a seasoned entertainer, breaking away from a family of football stars. She comes to OOTB with a wide variety of performance credits under her belt, and her incredible range has enabled her to take on roles including Regina in Mean Girls, Cady in Mean Girls, an unnamed exorcism victim, and Regina in Mean Girls again. We ask that the Lifetime Achievement Tony Award be addressed to all of New Haven’s coffee shops in order to have the best chance of reaching her. We are glad Hadley has the strength to continue pursuing her academic interests in English and philosophy at Yale in the wake of a disappointing snub during this award cycle: the Pulitzer Prize for Public Service, commemorating Hadley’s work in raising awareness for the life cycle of endangered and niche memes.
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