Ashton Zheng
Ezra Stiles '27
Assistant Pitch
Major: Wired Headphones
Voice Part: Bass
Contact: ashton.zheng(at yale.edu)
Imagine a group of above-average intelligence 12-year-olds playing Dress to Impress and actually listening to the prompts. That’s sort of what it feels like to watch Ashton walk into rehearsal, given that his closet makes it slightly embarrassing that Anna Wintour hasn’t extended a Met Gala invite. Simply put, if OOTB was the Devil Wears Prada, Ashton would be our Meryl Streep. It’s unfair, then, that Ashton is just as gifted outside of the clothing department. Sources tell me that he is not only an incredible vocalist, but that he is equally well-versed in carbon trading markets and high-temperature superconducting maglev trains…
That all sounds a little unreal to me, but then again, so is Ashton’s voice so I guess it’s not too hard to believe.
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